Engineers at work B4 EXAMS...

N.B -- This is a part imaginative theory. It has no link with real tym environment. only few last lines are perfectly true. take this on  a light note.

The mid semester exams started few days back. My friends as usual wouldn’t take dinner this week. This is a part of their preparation strategy. As the midnight oil would be burned for writing tidbits of notes on papers (chutka). They would take their seats a couple of hours before the exam with their totalitarian regime.

Exam begins at 2 ‘O’ clock & the lunch is served AT 11.50. They can’t resist till then even.

The real work would begin then in classroom, the revision on the table that holds their roll number. Some would revise for longest stretch of study hours of their lifetime of 1.5 hours.

 Revision implies writing on the desk, wall, pillars, blackboard, beneath their butt on table

( so that its easyily erasable… HOW ? BY shaking the ass). The first 8 feet on pillar is already filled so now they would stand on the desk and write above that to have a better view during the course of exam. I could state this that the time is not far when they would be using the ceiling for the purpose.

Some would preserve their tidbits for end semester so that they won’t have to work again.

Last semester innovators introduced technology in their work. As they didn’t had the book of AUTOMOBILE ENGG with them. So a laptop was used for pasting down the notes from E BOOK (2 hours before exam). Some would carry 2 calculators with themselves. A few would take the drawing board along with them to the exam hall, so that to bring it along with whole syllabus inscribed on it. Some GOOGLING & MESSAGING is always used. For sure googling is only used by 1 person(always on G-talk??????). Some spend their night typing everything on computer. Feed it in their cell phone and use it directly. A few with hands on experience with PHOTOSHOP added page similar to the pages in the book. For that subject in which the questions were known and data book was allowed.

The calculators with such minute cryptic writing, to be understood (rather deciphered)by the author. They complained of bad lighting facility as soon as the cloud covered the sky outside. As the rooms lighting was not sufficient to show the minute engraved details on the board, calculator. This is mostly used by such procrastinating people who ask for the syllabus during night or in morning & are already placed. These are the most confident people @ exams (not because they have studied but due to their confident dependence on their resources.

These are the one who are jack of all trades, their peccadillo would enthrall everyone. These moments would last long in the memories. The innovative engineers if work constructively could do anything. Their imagination is amazing. There are others also who work hard and never use the properties inside class or the calculator (SANTA, PRANAV, DHANANJAY, PRAVEEN etc… other honest souls). He has enormous concentration before exam and works really hard. This exam have exposed a few saint souls also??????????

HATS OFF BOYS!!!!!!!

Don’t know if girls follow any of the above mentioned methods. ( SURELY they wouldn’t!!!!! )
HATS OFF GIRLS!!!!!!!