************* I HAVE NOT ***************

Tired of taking final sem exam,  a few snippets from my side for a break.Truth 

I have not uttered more than 5 words during VIVA VOCE. They are SORRY Sir, I don’t know.

I have not been involved in a mess since an FIR was lodged against me when I dropped a year after 12.

I have not talked on cell phone for more than 3 minutes. Whether it’s with my friend, or my friends GF ( I don’t have any) or my family members.

I have not spent anything on clothes till now during the entire period of my lifetime.

I have not wore a new cloth in the first year of buying. First it is kept in the closet for an year then and only then I wear it. I remember having new shirt, shoes in the cupboard bought in first year till now.

I have not travelled to any other state except W.B in my entire lifetime. All my journeys have lasted for a maximum duration of 30 hours.

I have not had a girlfriend since 14.09.87. my D.O.B.

I have not read a novel since last 2 years.  Yet I know entire story of few novels launched during the period.

I have not watched a movie completely in my entire lifetime. Either I get asleep or I use the forward button for completing it within 15 minutes.

I have not gave an objective exam seriously till now. I always attempt 75% of paper with my absurd guesses without any logic.

I have not spent more than 10 weekends in college during last 4 years. More than half of such events coming during last few months.

I have not had a day during last month without cold drink or an ice cream.

 N.B -- The list to be update  every week.