Tuesday, April 5, 2011

All ABOUT MYSELF.

I am afraid of GIRL’S. The only species in the world of whom i am afraid of.

I can be a RBI governor. I also sign on currency NOTES.

I hate wearing shoes of same size. They are so much out of vogue. I never wear shoes.

I brought back the eraser from the CAT 2009 exam.

I fractured mine and somebody else leg on my first ride on scooter.

I have killed just 2 persons in my entire counter strike career (of 40 matches ). I hate computer games.

I used the same photograph of mine taken in ninth standard for my JEE , AIEEE ,ALL MY SEM EXAMS ,PLACEMENTS, PAN CARD , LICENSE.

I write SCRAPS IN MY OWN SCRAPBOOK. I am proud to have 370 entries in my scrapbook .The first hundred were mine only.

I think MADHU KODA was one of the main cause of recession in INDIA.

I think that I equally deserved Nobel PEACE PRIZE. (if OBAMA can have it without doing anything then why cant I ?)

I think that I will have BARACK OBAMA as my servant one day.

I have now understood why only few people celebrate WORLD HINDI DAY. That is because i was born on that day.

I always write ENGG . As I know that there is a 50 : 50 chance that i would write the correct spelling of engg .

I posses only 2 certificates till now. One birth certificate and other school leaving. Even of them I am not sure where I kept the first one.

I along with my 1 friend drank 2 Lts of mirinda. The cold drink was at ROOM TEMPERATURE from 2 days.

I love my STYLE OF DANCING. The usual way like drunken bastards. Even we tried to master it by practicing when we were at our old hostel. (the usual barathi way)

I love listening to Himesh’s song. He inspires me with the confidence that there is no such word as ENERGY DEFICIT.

I can spend an entire day solving Sudoku & cross words. I am sure I WOULD NOT BE ABLE to solve one in the entire day.

I don’t wear my specs. Though my power has been increasing linearly @ (- .5) every year I hate people with specs.

I love watching INDIA TV. They make some sensational soaps n serials.

I bunk classes. Yet I have 100 % attendance.

Even I think that Katrina Kaif was once a man.

I have read ONLY ONE LESSON from my Norman Lewis book. I purchased it 2 yrs ago. Actually no one can increase my word power. Even I cant.

I haven’t read a single Harry Potter novel .Neither any of mine engg books that I bring so desperately from library on the very first day of my semester classes.


I wore the PINK SHIRT for my FIRST & LAST INTERVIEW in 2009. I would never use that again. Thought that the colour could do some sort of magic.

I do not come out of my exam hall before time. Even though I may have completed my entire paper. I believe there is a scope for improvement always. As I don’t trust mine.

I had spent only 10 weekends in my 4 yrs of college life. A great achievement.

I hate people with brains. People think I m one.

I love DAN BROWN’S novel. They seem so realistic . Rigtly said : Imagination has no boundaries.

I keep it as a daily routine to throw my old cellphone. Since the time I got it as a gift in 2007.

I speak in english only when i m drunk. I don’t drink. Its injurious for health.

I am writing this blog 5 days BEFORE THE EXAM that could change my fortune. I don’t want to change my future.

I played snooker only once in my lifetime. I was fined for tearing the cloth on my first shot.

I have never paid my semester fees myself during the entire 4 yrs. Even i haven’t seen the results myself.

I carry 5 pens with me in examination hall.(two for person behind me). I am so generous . J

I read my FRIENDS HOROSCOPE EVERYDAY. I don’t read mine actually I know nothing in the world could change my destiny.

I can watch 5 movies within 50 minutes. However intriguing they may be. Thanks to the man who coupled mousepad along with the laptop.

I can watch Zee business, Star cricket, NDTV 24x7x365.

I hate person who gamble. I love share market. I gamble

I have talked on phone for a maximum of 4 minutes. That was with customer care. My average call duration is 60 seconds.

I have watched 4 films in a picture hall and a Total OF 8 in my entire lifetime.

I love junk foods. I think they are the only ones that has the greatest percentage in my diet.

I never learn from my mistakes. Because i have not done any yet.

I think even i can make PJs .

2 comments:

santosh said...

wonderful sharmaji,,, awesome.... i also love reading, i used to read profile of any person on fb/orkut... i don't like to know him, like you....because can't able to understand about the person?

xtacie said...

Best was: I think that I equally deserved Nobel PEACE PRIZE. (if OBAMA can have it without doing anything then why cant I ?) hahaha. Good one!

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