!!!!!!! First in Second !!!!!

GOD HELP ME! The number 2 is not leaving me.

My D.O.B certificate mentions that I was the born at 2.oo am. I am the second child of my parents. As per my mom I was declared alive only after the second pat on my ass by the doctor. I would take revenge. I had consistently been second throughout my academics. The first class that I joined in school was L.K.G, second step for kids in schools. Consistently from the 8th standard I had been second in my class. I cleared my AIEEE, JEE in my second attempt. I had been second throughout my college career. My first attempts in various exams have jilted my confidence .Don’t know if it follows the same pattern. I cannot understand anything in my first attempt. It always takes me second reading to know about any topic. I have been second last consistently in the races that I have participated ever.

Hope the digit 2 leaves me. Its better but still not the best.